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Passing Lane

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:17 pm
by Furball
You're on a two lane highway, the speed limit is 55, which means the minimum acceptable speed is 55. But you decide 45-50 is fast enough. It's 7:30am and people have to be at work soon. A long line of cars stacks up behind you, with open road in front of you. Finally, after an eternity, we come to a passing lane. You pull over to the right and floor it, forcing all of us to drag race you to the end of the passing lane. As I barely squeeze past you at 80mph before the lanes merge you honk and flip me off. It's fine, I consider it a small price to pay for getting by you, because less than 30 seconds later you're a small dot in my mirror, fading into the distance as you cruise along at 50mph again. I seriously hope you die in a fire, and the same goes for the little poodle in your lap, you fuckin fucker.

Re: Passing Lane

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:28 pm
by w0rM
!like !like !like

Re: Passing Lane

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:33 am
by |c9|nOOky
The minimum acceptable speed is actually 40 mph, you self-entitled jerk, leave for work earlier :mrgreen: